Fangirly Presents: A Hypothetical Conversation with Crush of the Week Tom Mison, Star of Fox’s Sleepy Hollow.
Whitney: “Hey Tom Mison, I just, uh, wanted to tell you that this season of Sleepy Hollow has been really great so far.”
“I also wanted to say that you’ve got a great body…”
“…Of work! Body of work. So uumm, my cousin Ellen wanted me to ask you if you had a girlfriend or something. I mean, I don’t care, but she was all like, ‘oh my gosh, I’m going to stick my head in the oven if he’s someone’s boyfriend’.”
“Oh, cool. She’ll be super excited. I mean, she spends SO much time on the internet looking up gifs of you. What a weirdo, right?”
“Uh, yeah, I’m single right now. It’s no big deal. It gives me a chance to do some baking and stuff.”
“No they’re not! Stop it! You’re so good.”
“So do you, like, wanna hang out some time?”
“I’m actually having a really hard time imagining anything else right now.”
“Sorry, real quick, do you know what an aneurysm is supposed to feel like? I’m just worried that my head is going to explode all over your fancy period costume.”
“Oh, it’s cool, false alarm. I just needed to pop my ears.”
This has been a Hypothetical Conversation with Fangirly Crush of the Week Tom Mison.