As far as I can tell, there are only two types of people in the world: people who love Neil Gaiman, and people who don’t know they love Neil Gaiman. If by some cruel twist of fate you find yourself in the latter category, then don’t panic. BBC Radio has produced an audio adaptation of Gaiman’s novel Neverwhere, the story of a Scottish mensch (James McAvoy) who gets trapped in a secret London underworld and is shanghaied into assisting Door (Natalie Dormer) in eluding the subterranean sociopaths that murdered her family. You can get your hands on the audiobook version on Audible.com, or you can be thrifty and just listen to it on youtube like the cool kids. Here is part 1, my gift to you.
Something you should/probably do know about me is that I am loud, proud, and unabashed fan of all things Jane Austen. And when I say all things, I mean ALL things. You have no idea how much bad Austen fanfiction I have read. Sorry not sorry. (Okay. A little sorry).
Something else that should be readily apparent from reading this blog on the regular is that I also love Doctor Who. It’s just my cup of nerdy tea.
Now imagine my unadulterated glee when I read this morning that Mark Gatiss, co-creator of another Fangirly favorite (Sherlock) and somewhat regular writer for the good Doctor, has been teasing that he might do a Austen-centric episode.
I. Would. DIE.
I wrote enough papers on Austen in college to fill a book, I have read some of her books upwards of 15 times, and if Austenland existed, I would have my ticket. So, it should go without saying that this would immediately become my favorite episode.
Being a Sherlock fan, I know that Gatiss is a total tease, so this could all amount to nothing, but he also wrote the Dickens and Churchill episodes so this is not completely out of the question.
It can and should happen. In fact, why hasn’t it already?
I was recently having a discussion with my dad lauding how great British TV has been lately. Sherlock, Luther, Downton Abbey, Broadchurch, for just a few examples. While he and I both agreed that American television could take a few hints in terms of season lengths, etc., I thought it only fair to point out that we think British television is great because only the good stuff makes it across the pond.
To further prove my point, I decided to look into trashy British television and from there, I spiraled. I stumbled upon full episodes of The Jeremy Kyle Show, a show that is very similar to our Maury or Montel in that there are a lot of paternity tests and lie detector results and the dredges of British society are paraded out for our amusement. I can’t quite explain why, but I have now watched a LOT of The Jeremy Kyle Show. Like, a lot, a lot.
I could just say that this appeals to that part of all of us that likes trashy television and it does, but I think it goes further than that. Listen, there are few people that watch more BBC period dramas than this girl, almost to the point where I have romanticized Britain to ridiculous levels.
That being said, it has been quite cathartic for me to realize that while there may be a few charming blokes with dashing accents, it turns out that there also quite a lot of toothless baby daddies whose accents are nearly incomprehensible.
Jeremy Kyle, I thank you for dashing all my hopes and dreams.
Luther returns to BBC America tonight and this anglophile is ecstatic. Also, terrified. If you have seen the show, you will understand. It’s a scary show sometimes.
I’m excited for the following reasons:
1) More of this show will always be a good thing because it is amazing. The psychological crime drama follows London Detective Chief Inspector John Luther (Idris Elba) through some truly nail-biting cases, some lasting only an episode, some spanning multiple episodes. Think of it as a darker Sherlock.
2) Alice is back! Fellow fans of the show realize the significance of the creepy, cool Alice (Ruth Wilson) returning. She is obsessed with Luther and is sometimes his greatest ally and at other times, makes his life a living hell. It makes for some dang good television.
3) Idris Elba? Yes, please. (Loving the rumors that he will be the next Bond. If you watch the show, you will, too. )
4) There hasn’t been much on TV to get me excited lately, so I’m especially excited for the return of some good TV. It’s about time, right?
The first two seasons are available on Netflix Instant so go check it out and get the wits scared out of you!
I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not 100% sure what the deal was with the appearance of John Hurt in last Saturday’s Doctor Who finale. Here is what I do know:
1) Hurt (Harry Potter, Merlin, 1984) will be playing a previous incarnation of the Doctor. I know that there are those folks who think that Hurt is the “forgotten” 9th Doctor (which, in actuality, would make Eccleston the 10th, Tennant the 11th, and Smith the 12th regenerations of the Doctor, respectively). I’m not going to rule this one out, but really, since when has Moffat ever made it that easy for us? I say back to the drawing boards, kids.
2) Is it just me, or did John Hurt suddenly become a fox? Please, if the producers didn’t want us to crush on him then they wouldn’t have put him in that leather get-up.
3) November is going to RULE. Oh, wait, what’s that? IT’S ONLY MAY!?! …Blerg.
As per tradition in my family, my Easter basket this year was filled with candy and a DVD. Because my mom gets me, she got me a BBC series, which have been sadly lacking from my life now that I no longer have BBC America, called Ripper Street.
I publish this post knowing that I am way behind the times seeing as how this aired a while ago, but in the likelihood that it flew under some radars, I have to recommend this one. It takes place right at the height of Jack the Ripper Mania in London.
Detective Inspector Edmund Reid, played by Matthew Macfadyen with his adorable face and lovely, deep voice, heads up the Whitechapel H Division but struggles with never having caught the infamous Jack the Ripper. The series follows Reid and his crew as they solve cases in a time that was seeing strides in explosives, forensic science, and new forms of debauchery.
It is all kinds of creepy, good fun! It’s Sherlock Holmes meets CSI, in the best way possible. If this sounds like something that is up your alley, I am going to have to insist that you check it out.
For the record, I think that Clara (Jenna-Louise Coleman) is the coolest, smartest, least irritating Doctor Who companion since Donna Noble. However, just because I wholeheartedly approve of the Doctor’s latest choice of BFF doesn’t mean I wouldn’t kill to have the job myself. And because Time Lord traveling companion jobs are so hard to come by these days, I thought I’d submit my application in the event that Clara gets sucked through a hole in the space-time continuum, or gets zapped by the Silence, or sprains an ankle and has to go on disability (all equally plausible on this show).
Desired Position: Must… resist urge… to write… euphemism…
Education History: Have seen every episode of Doctor Who at least five times, well versed in the Doctor’s Rules, extensive knowledge of…. Oh, you mean like, school? My bad.
Employment History: Server in a Mexican restaurant. Which, frankly, isn’t any less cool than being a shop girl (Rose), or a temp (Donna), or a resurrecting nanny with the computer hacking skills of Nolan Ross and the baking skills of Paula Dean (Clara). Actually, forget about that last one…
Why I would be right for the job: I’m a twenty-something female with a spotty employment record and a passion for intergalactic hijinks! A better question would be, how am I WRONG for this job?
Joking aside, this is probably the strongest job application I’ve ever written. Seriously.