We’ve crushed on Pratt. We’ve crushed on Evans. But this week, we’ve fallen prey to the combined charms of our two favorite Marvel Males, whose Super Bowl hijinks made the years most watched sporting event more, you know, watchable. We’ll be sitting down to talk with Chris Prevans, an exclusive interview you’ll only be able to find here, on Fangirly. Here they are now…

Whitney: Gentlemen, it’s a real pleasure to have you… here, at Fangirly. Last weekend was the Super Bowl. Pretty good game, right?

Evans?

Oh. A man of substance. I like it. 

There seems to be a bit of a bromance brewing between you two.

Oh…wow…

Ok, guys, we can’t do this here…Chris Pratt, what are you doing?!

I didn’t mean to make you feel bad, but you’re married, you know? Some things can never be…Please don’t cry…

Point taken. Let’s talk about your plans for 2015. What can we expect from the Chris’?

Oh… this year? Man, I don’t know how to tell you this… you didn’t get  nominated…

It’s a really tough break. You were pretty good in Snowpiercer.

I feel your pain. But Chris Pratt didn’t get a nom either, and he’s handling it pretty well. Right, Chris?

Ok, let’s try something else. Is there anything you’d like to tell the fans? Help them get to know the real Chris Prevans?

Oh, ok. That’s not really what I had in mind-

Wait, huh?-

No, guys-

You’re definitely aren’t alone there, but-

Ok, better…

And on that note, we are all out of time. Thank you, Chris Prevans, so much for taking the time to talk with us.  Congratulations on being altogether too much for us to handle.

–Whitney