If you are like me, then you surely must feel,
There are some who are making the thirst very real
There’s a few so sexy, they’re making us squee,
Though they’ve skin like the bark of a wise old tree
I can think of at least one adorable Braj
From whom I wouldn’t refuse a massage
It’s true, funny guys are well worth the switch
‘Cause, like Bill, they never forget a bitch
And nothing makes a gal more inclined to be naughty
Than a guy who can dazzle with skills in karate
Then there are babes of a different hue,
Especially those that… abs…
And a few that even your grandma will scope
#Blessed with a back like bag full of rope
If you looking for a boff that isn’t a bore,
Find one that can tear up the f#@&ing dance floor
Though, in truth, my lust for all other men counts for naught
‘Cause 2016 is the year of the Bot
–Whitney Weldon
Mom and Dad, if you’re reading this (safe bet), you should know that I went to see this movie under the falsest of pretenses. See, I thought Deadpool was about a ghost who throws a pool party for his friends. Imagine my surprise! I honestly wasn’t expecting the gratuitous violence and the foul language and the annoyingly brief glimpse of Ryan Reynolds’ junk. Suffice it to say, not my cup of tea. Anyway, I’m now going to launch into a very lengthy dissertation on how Billie Piper is, in many ways, a more well-rounded performer than her American counterpart, Britney Spears. So, you’ll probably want to leave off right here. Bye… love you… go watch Castle for a while…
experiment gone sideways. He’s gotta get his girl (Morena Baccarin) and put the screws to some bad guys, not necessarily in that order.
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