If you are like me, then you surely must feel,
There are some who are making the thirst very real
There’s a few so sexy, they’re making us squee,
Though they’ve skin like the bark of a wise old tree
I can think of at least one adorable Braj
From whom I wouldn’t refuse a massage
It’s true, funny guys are well worth the switch
‘Cause, like Bill, they never forget a bitch
And nothing makes a gal more inclined to be naughty
Than a guy who can dazzle with skills in karate
Then there are babes of a different hue,
Especially those that… abs…
And a few that even your grandma will scope
#Blessed with a back like bag full of rope
If you looking for a boff that isn’t a bore,
Find one that can tear up the f#@&ing dance floor
Though, in truth, my lust for all other men counts for naught
‘Cause 2016 is the year of the Bot
–Whitney Weldon
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