Far, far away and long, long ago

Lived Finn

and his rebel associate, Poe

Their bravery earned them the widest acclaim

Combined sex appeal got them all kinds of game

The Galaxy by their deeds was impacted

And the enemy by their butts was distracted

In all the ‘Verse, there wasn’t a Lady or Foe

That wasn’t slayed by the likes of Finn and Poe

But it ain’t gonna work, girls, go cry to your mother

‘Cause these dudes only have eyes for each other.

–Whitney Weldon