If you are like me, then you surely must feel,

There are some who are making the thirst very real

There’s a few so sexy, they’re making us squee,

Though they’ve skin like the bark of a wise old tree

I can think of at least one adorable Braj

From whom I wouldn’t refuse a massage

 

It’s true, funny guys are well worth the switch

‘Cause, like Bill, they never forget a bitch

 

And nothing makes a gal more inclined to be naughty

Than a guy who can dazzle with skills in karate

Then there are babes of a different hue,

Especially those that… abs…

And a few that even your grandma will scope

#Blessed with a back like bag full of rope

If you looking for a boff that isn’t a bore,

Find one that can tear up the f#@&ing dance floor

Though, in truth, my lust for all other men counts for naught

‘Cause 2016 is the year of the Bot

–Whitney Weldon