Fangirly has been blessed with many fascinating, hard-hitting interviews during our run as the internet’s most obsolete entertainment blog. Today, we’re continuing that streak as we chat with one of this years biggest break-out stars, Oscar Isaac!

Oscar, we are so, so excited to sit down with you today.

Um… my name is… um… I know this… Melissa? Sorry, it’ll come back to me.

So, anyway, you’ve had a pretty big year. There’s been so much good buzz about all your performances–

Well, yeah, arguably I haven’t spoken to Jean… Sorry, who’s Jean?

Oh, I’m sorry man…

Do you… do you wanna have a little dance party? Wake you up, maybe?

Wow, I really thought that would take more persuasion…

 So now that we’ve successfully brought the funk, you wanna talk about some of your upcoming projects? 

… Um, so you’re playing Apocalypse in the new X-Men movie. What drew you to playing a bad guy?

Whoa, hey man! Leave Carla Gugino out of this! You’re Hulking out, dude!

Yep, get it all out…

You good?

Cool. So I was hoping we could just talk about Ex Machina and–

Um… why?

Yeah, totally, but can we also just talk about Ex Machina and the gender politics–

Great, yeah, let’s do it!

Oh, are you being philosophical or really asking? 

Wait, seriously?

You know, it’s the social and biological differentiation between male and female organisms…

Well, we are unfortunately all out of time! Do you have anything you wanna say before we go? Maybe a shout-out to your Star Wars co-star John Boyega?

Sorry, did you say, “Llewyn is the cat”?

Oh, got it. Thanks so much for being with us today! In case it wasn’t clear, we love you here at Fangirly.

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–Whitney Weldon