Litigation. Corporate buyouts. Company bylaws. If these three words do not turn you on just a little bit, there’s a chance you aren’t watching Suits on USA. If that’s the case, you have my sincere condolences. Not only have you been missing out on the greatest legal drama to grace the airwaves since JAG, but for the last five years you have been living without this unfairly lofty expectation for how a man should look in a suit.
You also didn’t get to witness Meghan Markle demonstrating how to get it done in heels and a pencil skirt.
You completely missed Gina Torres obliterate the competition for Ultimate Corporate Mamma Jamma.
Nor seen the raw, cringe-inducing power of Rick Hoffman as Louis Litt, the stoolie we all hate to love.
And been denied this bromantic buffoonery.
You’ve gone all this time without salivating every time you hear Ima Robot’s “Greenback Boogie”.
Starting to feel a little sorry for yourself? Well, that’s only to be expected. So take a minute, have a good cry. Then you need to dust yourself off and prepare for the binge of your life, because you’ve only got a few hours before the Suits season 5 finale airs on USA tomorrow night. Last one there is a Harold Gunderson!
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