Lately, I have been re-watching 30 Rock, just because. It’s like one of those times when you meet up with an old friend and it is as if no time has passed. If anything, you just remember how awesome that friend is and how much you miss them.
While I have always identified with Liz Lemon, I am realizing that age is only bringing me further into my Liz Lemonhood. Let’s explore.
1. Post work evenings are more like this:
2. Whenever I put on makeup and my contacts I feel like this:
3. If ever I have a conversation with a crush without wanting to cringe:
4. Never knowing how to comfort people going through a hard time:
5. Anytime I go to a sporting event:
6. My penchant for cardigans:
7. When people say it’s okay to be a human woman:
8. My weakness for a computer game of my youth:
9. If coordination is ever required:
10. People trying to talk to me around May:
11. People trying to talk to me around February:
12. Whenever someone tries to put me on camera (even if is a simple Snapchat):
13. If anyone tries to blame my personal problems on my obsession with TV:
14. My weekend plans are more like this:
15. My biggest complaint with all HGTV shows:
16. My roommate can probably confirm this:
17. She can also confirm that I do a fair of this, especially during reality TV:
18. If I am asked to do any physical exertion:
19. Anytime a show does not go my way or pop culture news comes out that I disagree with:
20. Let’s be honest, if I am ever sad:
21. My romantic ideal (except I am not opposed to funny business):
22. My life philosophy:
23. And like Liz Lemon, I always remember this: