Fangirly Birthday Tribute: The Story of Ellen

Her life began, as you might assume,

When she beat a hasty retreat from the womb


Her wit was legend by the time she was six,

No one could ever catch on to her tricks


But Ellen cared not for the praise, not one bit,

Even when it came from her dear cousin, Whit


The girls became buddies, of the rarest kind,

No two more alike in spirit and mind

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Whitney cried on the day Ellen left for the city

She was now all alone, and it felt pretty… um, bad


Though their visits were fun, they just weren’t enough,

And saying goodbye became rougher than rough


But Ells was just fine, yes she tore it up good,

Doing the things you WISH that you could


And sometimes, she’d think of her poor lonely cousin

For the good times they’d shared, she could count by the dozen


So the girls reunited, and they did it real fast

And were just as close as they’d been in the past

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Just one thing now could complete their bliss,

To each wed a guy by the name of Chris


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Which totally happened, I swear that it’s true,

I’d go into detail, but that might get too blue


That’s the end of my story, and I hope you’re all awed

By Ellen, the world’s most spectacular broad.


Ells, I hope this birthday poem wasn’t a dud,

But, just in case, I also got you Paul Rudd



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