Fangirl Correspondence: A Letter to Whitney

My Dearest, Darling, Lovely Whitney,

Words cannot express my exuberance upon the receipt of your letter. Your aptitude for the written word is quite unparalleled.  I think often of our time together with great fondness.

I imagine that this was swiftly followed by a viewing of some film featuring Sir Brendan Fraser.  As I remember, for you, his superior was never met back in those days.

I mean, how could it?

My time has been spent caring for a certain Mr. Steve Rogers.

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I’ll let you decide which Steve Rogers I am talking about?  I will give you a hint, though.  This Steve Rogers delights in waking me up in the morning to go potty and not for more, ahem, enjoyable pursuits.

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Most of this month has been spent getting through the season finale… season.  It has been exhausting.

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Also, reading more stupid/wonderful romance novels than I would care to admit, but here is an accurate reenactment.

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You would think that amidst all this CRUCIAL reading and TV watching I could have maybe found time to keep writing, but…

I regret nothing Also, and this is of the utmost importance, I need to know when you are coming to visit me.  This will be an accurate reenactment:

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Think about and know that I miss you quite dearly.

Everlastingly yours,

Ellen

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