Fangirly Crush of the Week: Jessica Lange

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????I present to you a pop culture syllogism: if you like good TV, then you like American Horror Story; if you like American Horror Story, then you LOVE Jessica Lange. Therefore, if you like good TV, you love Jessica Lange.

It was recently announced that Lange will be making the fourth season of AHS her last. If you are wondering how the show can survive without her, you aren’t alone. For now, we’re going to enjoy the guts out of Freakshow and revel in Constance-Sister-Jude-Fiona’s last season. Thanks for proving that there are still great roles for gracefully aging women in TV. And the four years worth of reoccurring nightmares. Can’t forget about those.

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-Whitney

Fangirly Spotlight: The Genius Responsible for THIS

Every day on my way from Human Development 1500 to Math 1040, I pass this informative but super forgettable sign.

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But not today. Some brilliant weirdo, in a fit of genius, turned this ordinary construction sign into something magical…

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I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you do. I do know that every moment we are not best friends is a moment wasted.

Whitney