Fan GirlTalk: Why No Girl Should Date Danny Castellano in Real Life

For the third season in a row, Danny Castellano (Chris Messina) has made it nigh on impossible to watch The Mindy Project in company.

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But let’s not kid ourselves ladies (and pertinent fellas), Dr. Dan would make a horrible boyfriend. Allow me to present my case using moving, captioned pictures.

1) He’s the worst kind of mama’s boy, AKA mama’s full-grown-employed-man-who-should-really-know-better.

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2) He’s the office D-Bag, and on this show, that’s saying something.

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3) Not super attentive.

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4) He says things like THIS. To women. In public.

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5) And lest we forget, he recently initiated this…

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culminating in this traumatizing (for me) breakup.

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To which he responded…

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Well, as long as he’s sorryright?

I should make it clear that these objection would carry a lot more weight if he wasn’t capable of this.

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Actually, forget I said anything. Proceed with your regularly scheduled crushing.

Whitney

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