For the third season in a row, Danny Castellano (Chris Messina) has made it nigh on impossible to watch The Mindy Project in company.
But let’s not kid ourselves ladies (and pertinent fellas), Dr. Dan would make a horrible boyfriend. Allow me to present my case using moving, captioned pictures.
1) He’s the worst kind of mama’s boy, AKA mama’s full-grown-employed-man-who-should-really-know-better.
2) He’s the office D-Bag, and on this show, that’s saying something.
3) Not super attentive.
4) He says things like THIS. To women. In public.
5) And lest we forget, he recently initiated this…
culminating in this traumatizing (for me) breakup.
To which he responded…
Well, as long as he’s sorry, right?
I should make it clear that these objection would carry a lot more weight if he wasn’t capable of this.
Actually, forget I said anything. Proceed with your regularly scheduled crushing.