If you watched the return of The Mindy Project this week, your first thought at the end of the episode was probably “It is now so obvious who Ellen is going to pick for the crush of the week.” Because duh.
As if his Christmas dance and airplane kiss weren’t enough, “Little D” had to go and read Bridget Jones’ Diary in a British accent. How am I supposed to resist that? It’s just not going to happen. Everything about who I am makes it physically impossible.
Over the course of the past few days, I have watched the new episodes…we’ll just say too many times, so really this choice was inevitable. But it was also inevitable because Danny Castellano is a curmudgeonly dreamboat. Just the way we like them (see also: Nick Miller).
Plus, his eyelashes are so long. Like a pony.