To us here at Fangirly, Marry Boff Kill is so much more than a game. In fact, we firmly believe that you never really know someone until they’ve told you which celebs they would wed, bed, and make dead. Our MBK question this week happens to be something of a sore spot in our relationship. It first came up while on a camping trip more than a year ago, and remains a source of cousinly contention to this day.
Marry Boff Kill: Jon Hamm, Adam Scott, or Paul Rudd.
Marry Adam Scott- Ha! No brainer. While he’s still smokin’ hot, he’s the least classically attractive of the three so I wouldn’t feel totally inadequate. Also, if I married him I would get to hang out with his Parks and Rec co-stars, which would help me fulfill my destiny of becoming Amy Pohler’s best friend.
Boff Paul Rudd- That boyish face, that sexy grin, and the fact that he’s the funniest guy in Hollywood all lead me to conclude that Paul Rudd would be an awesome boff. Honestly, just look at this picture! (I really hope my parents don’t read this).
Kill…Jon Hamm- Ouch. This one hurts. He’s just too handsome. And every time I look at him all I can think about is his 30 Rock character Dr. Drew Baird, with his hook hands and less than average IQ. Sorry Jon Hamm. It was never meant to be.
Marry Paul Rudd- I have to. What Paul and I have is lasting and real because I have loved him ever since I was a little girl watching Clueless on VHS, trying to act like I totally got all the jokes. Totally. I like to imagine that he is out there wearing a promise ring, just waiting for me. He may call it his wedding ring that another woman gave him, but whatever.
Boff Jon Hamm – To fully explain my rationale behind this choice, it is important to know my strategy for playing the game. I first decide who will give me a more meaningful relationship. Not just a lover in the nighttime, but a true companion. From there I decide who I believe will be the best boff. Look at that picture. He is literally smoking! To give evidence as to why Jon Hamm is the best choice, I give you the following clip:
Kill… Adam Scott – You have no idea how painful this for me, Adam. It’s not you, it’s me. You’re a great guy, you know I think the world of you. It’s just that someone has to die and it kills me that it’s you. I had to follow my heart in choosing Paul and I had to follow something else in choosing Jon, but know that in choosing to kill you, I’m following a path straight to a night of crying in my pillow. Don’t look at me like that, Adam. You’re only making this harder.